For: https://pxtunes.bandcamp.com/album/crab

Through a series of poorly executed broadcasts, an ancient crab species announced its presence and control over the country. Not only is it appalling that they managed to replace our government, but they did so in a highly disorganized manner. Doctor U-rah-eh Eh-boro, professor of Carcinology, high priestess, and mother of 100,000 stated “We will release our control over your primitive society if you send forth a formidable gladiator to fight against me in a battle of your choice”.

Given the nature of our wonderful democracy. The people of Pxtone chose me as their “Formidable Gladiator”. To make matters worse, Zlonice purposed a rap battle. Since Scarletlotus isn't here to write lyrics for me, the fate of our country was sealed since the conception of this bad idea.

Eboro, start us off

*Epicness ensues*